I don't know how I got so lucky but I did. I came across a Magic Mirror. This mirror tells me all things I want to hear like, "It doesn't matter that you ate a huge bowl of ice cream while sitting in front of the TV, you look amazing." "What? You haven't worked out for weeks? I never would have guessed, you look amazing." "The washing machine must have shrunk those pants because there is no way you have gotten bigger, you look amazing"
Not only does this mirror tell me these things, it shows me. Every time I look in it I think, "For not exercising I am looking really good." "The dryer is definitely shrinking my clothes."
It basically boils down to this. The mirror makes me look skinny. I don't know if it's the lighting, or if my eyes are getting bad, but it does it and I don't care how, I LOVE IT.
Now for all the other mirrors in the house, they are mean and cruel and have no idea how to win a woman's heart.
The End
9 comments:
Loved this post. How do I get me one of those mirrors?
Congrats on the new job - I can't wait to hear all about it.
Does Rocky just love you!!! Your the best- the best!
Do you mind if I come get ready at your house in the morning?! I need a mirror like that to slim down these hips! :)
Ummm, okay, it would be rude not to share.
you'd better keep tabs on that magic mirror of yours or it might come up missing...:)
Hey! I have a magic mirror too! All my friends wanted to take it from me. I told them they could by one of their own at wal mart for about 10$. I love my magic mirror.
yaa...how do I get one of those mirrors Joni?
I love reading your blog. It is my comic relief for the day.
Love you!
Are you sharing! I could really use one of those. Motivation is key you know (even if you are lying to yourself.)
How are you? What have you been up to for the past 10 years?
I want a magic mirror too! This baby weight is'nt going anywhere!:(
Your blog is so fun to read Joni!
Love, Lindsay
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